Normal fucking idiots like yourselves probably look at the above picture and think its some sort of pyramid or waterfall. Well guess what? Its not.
This above picture is called a "graph". See, after I became a professional blogger yesterday this is the kind of high tech shit I work with. Basically what this device does is tell me how cool and supportive my friends are. When the blue line goes down, it means my friends are fucking garbage. when the blue line goes up, it means maybe we can have a pizza party, but right now I am not happy, not happy at all. I try to grow up and get a job and make my friends happy. I learn how to use graphs and computers and pie charts, but nobody cares. Nobody cares at all. Basically I finally realized that this is a one man army and I need to treat it as such. What really surprises me is that I am using this new age wireless computer that flips open, I don't think anybody else has one of these. Its literally on my lap, LOL! Its supposed to help me be even more better at everything then I would be from a normal computer, I just didn't realize that it would make your friends not care about your hard work.
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