Laaatttteeeee

First time since I became a professional blogger that I had to jump out of my seat and immediately get to work. Probably some of the biggest news to one of, if not the, most overrated franchise in sporting history...
Wes Welker in the most manly moves of all time, signs a deal with Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos. Unreal. Welker has been treated like absolute shit by the New England management for over 2 years now, beginning when the team decided not to sign him to a multi-year deal and dropping a pathetic franchise tag on him last year like he was some b-side receiver struggling to make the team. Maybe Bobby Kraft didn't watch the first few games last season when they tried to use Edlemen (spelling? not even going to look up his proper spelling because he is a fucking bum) in Welker's spot, acting like they would teach him a lesson for being pissed he was tagged. Yeah that didn't work out to well and by week 4 he was back in his starting slot role dominating the other teams secondary, sacrificing his little tiny frame and life going into the middle of every NFL defense. I literally can't even believe I'm writing this article.

That's pretty fuckin impressive. Welker literally doubling the league average beside the 2010 season in points added. Extremely impressive because again he is a fucking slot receiver and was never their #1 on paper. Its an absolute joke how talented this guy is.

Wowies! Look at this guy. Six years dominating the catch rate, slowing down slightly over last few years, but he is getting a little older, like every human being does. I don't know if this was a move from the office of retard Belichick or retard Kraft, but retard camp really fucked up. The main reason why i hate the Pats, is that they play in worst division in football and have for years, for their entire dynasty to be honest. The dude played an absolute integral part in every single season the Pats had, but they don't care. Pats never care, Pats stopped caring after their 3rd super bowl, when Belichick literally believed it was him that drove this team,  well guess what asshole, it wasn't you. Belichick has become allergic to defense, hes become allergic to everything, but Tom Brady's cock and I wouldn't be surprised if he had a Brady tattoo somewhere on his pasty white old man body. I can almost guarantee Belichick wont be able to handle the losing seasons and will retire in the next 2, maybe 3 years max...

I really can't even begin to comprehend all of this. I've never seen a player stick it to a team harder then Wes just has. I may buy an NFL official Wes Welker jersey and I am poor. I would literally have to save up for months, but I still may do it. Buffalo has no quarterback, the Jets are the Jets, and Miami is very close to being a decent team. I'm going to be totally honest right now, but I literally think you have to, on paper at least, give the division to Miami right now. Patriots need to wake the fuck up. Good for you Wes Welker and good luck in Denver. Can't wait to see how this will pan out.

PS: If the pats think Amendola can replace him they should remember his brain is made out of jello and wont last more than 5-10 plays in Welker's slot role.


EDITOR'S NOTE: You're a complete idiot if you honestly think the Miami Dolphins are the favorites out of that division.

laaatttteeeee