Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Opening Statement For The People


"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them" William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare died in 1616. Little was known back then about greatness, because nearly 400 years later, I'm still writing the book on it.


Kermit the frog once said, "its not easy being green", to the layperson, they might not totally understand what my boy Kermit was saying, or what he truly meant, but I did, and it really resonated in my brain.


Kermit the frog lived well before his time, banged a pig, and called the shots during every aspect of his life. What Kermit truly meant, was being great is not an easy thing to do. I understand that, maybe now more then ever. not a single day goes by that I am not reminded of how truly fantastic I am as a human being, which is why with the help of great family friends of mine, I have started this blog; to communicate to the normal people out there that aren't as gifted as I, to the people who have to try to strive to be the person I am on a day to day basis. I really hope you all enjoy what I am doing here at Good Morning America. a blog for the people by somebody just a little better then them. 

If this blog can't open your mind, nothing will, and I recommend you driving down Circular Avenue this afternoon because there is a house there offering a handgun permit course that only lasts 1 hour for $100. Probably the easiest and most cost efficient way of becoming a legal gun owner. You really can't miss it, there's big yellow sign right outside the house. You can then go to Cabelas and buy a gun and end your life the most respectful way I can think of.

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